Postal 2 Achievements Guide

Follow the path from your trailer to the street and you'll come across a marching band. Follow the band until they start turning left at the Money Shot Laundromat. A Taliban will run towards the band with dynamite strapped to his chest when the band gets there. He spawns in a bush near the Load Zone that's next to the ♥♥♥♥ Asian restaurant across the street from the Laundromat. You need to kill him before he runs to the band and explodes it. The achievement should pop up as soon as you kill him.

1. There is a secret sewer pipe behind your trailer. It's obscured by a bush on Monday but plainly visible every other day.
2. Go through the pipe and you'll soon reach the first level of the hidden Taliban base.
   Note: I was confused when the achievement didn't pop here, but it turns out there's a long way to go before we're actually there.
3. Make sure you don't pass through any of the other sewer exits. Your goal is to shoot the control panel on the far back wall. This will open up a sewer grate leading to the next level following a cut-scene.
4. The exit to the Taliban base is in the middle of the water beneath the Taliban structure. Jump in the water after the cut-scene and follow the new sewer.
5. Battle through the green sewers on to level three.
6. You're now in a room with pipes. 'Platformer' your way carefully to the top, where you'll face several more Taliban. At the top there's a ladder that leads to a pipe out of the sewers and to a new outdoor area that's not on the map.
7. Still no achievement! Level 4 is a path through the mountains. There's really only one direction to go - facing Taliban along the way. Before long, you'll reach an entrance to a large cavern.
8. Finally, the achievement will come up. You've found the entrance to the actual Taliban base, but your adventure is just beginning!

Go home if you have the stuff.
Than save, kill your own dog and the dog of one of the neighbours nearby and reload. Than kill the two dogs again and reload and so on and so on.

(You have to use the kitty, while you are holding the shotgun in your hands)

Anyway, to achieve this, get arrested by a police officer. To do this, shoot in the air or at someone near a police officer and you just have to drop your weapon (Z) and stand still to be arrested. They'll put you in a cell in the police station. To get out, it's as easy as following the big sign in or outside of your cell: start a fire in front of the fire detector!

To start a fire, strike a match and try to get it to land as close as you can to the detector (they're red, on ceilings, pretty hard to miss). It should open up the door and you can walk out.

Now, to get the achievement, you have to get arrested over and over and escape the same way each time. You can just easily walk up to an officer in the police station and they'll re-arrest you after you escape. They'll move the fire detector a bit farther away from you each time, but it's still pretty easy to toss a match that far.

After being put in a cell and escaping about 4-6 times, they'll put you in the "Hopkins" cell, which you'll instantly know as it only has a little window to look through and a wooden door. The fire detector this time is in a bit of a tricky location, behind the left wall if you're looking out the window. Keep adjusting until you can see it, and then do the same trick of lighting a match. It may take a few tries, but if you angle it perfectly when the detectors go off and the door opens the achievement should pop.

I find the best location for this achievement to be the parade square. There are two dogs in there, and tons of people with nowhere to go. If you can, kill the elephants first so they don't get all the kills, then bribe the dogs and get them to start attacking people. When everyone's cleared out or the dogs are dead, just leave and return to the area to grind on.

1. First smash the zombie's head in such that it dies. (Note: simply cutting the zombie's head off doesn't qualify)
2. Use the Scythe on its dead torso. This will slice it cleanly in half.
3. Piss on the severed upper body of the zombie. It will start to fly up in the air, but keep aiming for the spot where it was lying on the ground.
4. Presto! After a second or two, there is a bright purple flash and you have your very own zombie warrior, and achievement unlocked.

On Friday, when you finish the last mission and the apocalypse starts, head over to the mall, and make your way to this store. You will see a large silver stepladder underneath a grate. It's possible to climb this stepladder, but unfortunately it's not where it needs to be! Use your quicksave (F5) - you're going to need it as you slowly kick the ladder over to the opening 20 or so meters back. Save every few kicks, and if it falls over, load up and keep going. It's impossible to get upright again. Your destination is just past the fenced off "Coming Soon... Sorority Slave Girl Warehouse" area. Here, there is a ledge the ladder can help you climb up to. Once you get up, you'll head towards a black wall, which gives way to the secret arena, and the achievement will unlock.

Get into an area with lots of people, and start shooting them one at a time until Dude starts counting "one for the show", "and one for johnny", "and one..." etc. As soon as you hear him start to say this, line up your victims and make sure you don't take too much time between them. Once he counts off his 7th or 8th victim, the achievement will pop up.

His counting seems to trigger semi-randomly, so it might be helpful to save in a crowded area, then load if you've killed off most of the crowd and he hasn't started counting.

This is not a complete list of where all the pipes and catnips are, I'm just showing some of the locations during Monday and Tuesday so you can have enough for the achievement. You'll have to go through the entire Monday chapter since there aren't enough catnips in the chapter.

I recommend not smoking any of the pipes or catnips until you have 10 of each. Just in case you crash or something since you have to do it in one session. You don't need to hurt yourself or wait until the other drug has worn off, you can smoke again about 5 seconds after you've smoked.

Here are a few tips to help cut the minutes off your time:
- Play through the game once or twice already and then do this run while it's fresh in your mind. It helps to know the most direct route to various areas.
- Plan a daily route that takes you from each mission to the next nearest. Keep in mind that certain missions (Laundromat & Clinic) are only unlocked after certain actions, so plan for where you know they'll take place.
- Make sure the last mission you do on Monday to Thursday is the one furthest away from home. This should minimize your travel time, since you only need to leave the area to end the day and get warped back home.
- Skip the Milk line! If you steal the milk and run straight upstairs through the back door, you can jump out a window and move on much faster than waiting to pay 5$ for it!
- Skip the Bank line! Ignore the cashier and run around back to the vault. If you steal the big bag of money, that qualifies as 'caching your check' and you can get out of there asap.
- You may have to suffer through other lines such as the Gary Coleman line and the confession line. Trying to cut in or kill people to shorten it might just cause chaos and force you to leave the area to reset it.
- On Wednesday, when you have to pay your summons ticket at the police station, a good trick to save you time is to first steal your Krochy doll. When the police flood in, let them arrest you! This saves you having to take on Krochy and navigate your way back there. You should be able to break out of jail quickly with your matches, run over to the "File Room" (next to the "Evidence Room" through which you exit) to grab a fresh ticket, then race upstairs to drop it off in the summons box. Might as well grab the uniform from the locker room next door while you're there. Missions go faster without all the cops trying to hit you with their night sticks.
- Don't spend a cent! It's possible to beat every mission without money. Just barge right in and take what you came for.

Bonus hint: If you're going for the Anustart! run at the same time, whenever someone is blocking a door or hallway you're trying to get through, kick like mad! It would take a lot of kicks to kill someone, even on the easiest difficulty.

A previous guide mentioned their failed attempt after trying to load their last checkpoint and kill >5 people, but note that this achievement requires killing at least 30 people with the shovel before winning, as the description says.

On day one, get arrested as soon as possible. Just kick a police officer or something. Once arrested, feel free to escape and get arrested 4 more times in a row. This will place you in the cell at the top of the station, right by the locker room, making it easy to escape and dress up each new day. Follow the stairs back down to the armory and evidence room and you'll have all your weapons and more at your disposal.

Getting arrested is also a good way to escape from compounds without having to fight your way out. In the toy store, meat store, and more - just wait for the police to flood in, let them whack you, and they'll take you out of harm's way.

Other than that, get good and quick with a shotgun and glock - you'll want to rely on these high damage weapons to dispose of enemies before they can do damage. Keep hash-pipes handy and only use them when your health is low. They will become a precious commodity.

1. Download save fromHere[www.mediafire.com]2. Unpack, copy save in the game directory(...\Steam\SteamApps\common\POSTAL2Complete\Save)
3. Use tubes and Catmints (10 each) and enjoy achievement