TF2: Ultimate 2022 Cosmetics Loadouts Showcase Guide
Scout Loadouts
1) Mann Co. Mailmann
— The Scout teaching his team how to deliver mail
1st Cosmetic: Mann Co. Cap (Paint: An Air of Debonair)
2nd Cosmetic: Airborne Attire
3rd Cosmetic: Messenger's Mail Bag
Price: 48.60 Ref2) The Greaser
— The Scout getting overconfident
1st Cosmetic: Punk's Pomp
2nd Cosmetic: Wipe Out Wraps
3rd Cosmetic: Bootenkhamuns
Alternative Cosmetic: Ripped Rider
Price: 50.49 Ref3) Job Hunter
— The Scout after getting the job
1st Cosmetic: Pomade Prince
2nd Cosmetic: Poolside Polo
3rd Cosmetic: Manndatory Attire (Style: Generalist)
Alternative Cosmetic: Airborne Attire
Price: 28.49 Ref4) Boston's Greatest Mind
— The Scout showing his superior intelligence
1st Cosmetic: Pomade Prince
2nd Cosmetic: Graybanns (Style: 3)
3rd Cosmetic: Fast Learner (Style: Any)
Price: 11.27 Ref5) Boston Gopnik
— The Scout asserting his dominance
1st Cosmetic: Ye Olde Baker Boy (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Weight Room Warmer
3rd Cosmetic: Hot Heels (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 218.85 Ref6) The Milkmann's Special Delivery
— The Scout delivering milk
Weapons:
Primary: Shortstop
Secondary: Mad Milk
Melee: Holy Mackerel
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Milkman
2nd Cosmetic: Frenchman's Formals (Style: Dastardly)
3rd Cosmetic: Caffeine Cooler (Style: Sharing is for Wusses)
Price: 4.97 Ref7) Chillin' Scout
— The Scout getting adjusted to relaxing
1st Cosmetic: Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
2nd Cosmetic: Poolside Polo
3rd Cosmetic: Red Socks (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Price: 167.62 Ref8) Home Runner
— The Scout admiring his skills
1st Cosmetic: Superfan (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Bigg Mann on Campus
3rd Cosmetic: Ball-Kicking Boots
Price: 240.88 Ref9) Ball Kicker
— The Scout as he plays soccer
1st Cosmetic: Team Player
2nd Cosmetic: Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
3rd Cosmetic: Ball-Kicking Boots
Price: 117.04 Ref10) Boston's Biggest Fool
— The Scout talking to his king
Blush of RED:
1st Cosmetic: Pestering Jester (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
2nd Cosmetic: Seasonal Employee (Style: North Pole) (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
3rd Cosmetic: Bootie Time (Style: South Pole) (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
Price: 164.01 Ref
BLU Feelin':
1st Cosmetic: Pestering Jester (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
2nd Cosmetic: Seasonal Employee (Style: North Pole) (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
3rd Cosmetic: Bootie Time (Style: South Pole) (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
Price: 499.48 Ref11) Self Elf Runner
— The Scout joking around Santa's Workshop
1st Cosmetic: Giftcrafter (Paint: Indubitably Green)
2nd Cosmetic: Seasonal Employee (Style: North Pole)
3rd Cosmetic: Bootie Time (Style: North Pole)
Price: 36.15 Ref12) Bite & Bonk Employee
— The Scout persuading a customer into a special offer
Zip & Sip Driver:
1st Cosmetic: Bottle Cap (Style: Bonk)
2nd Cosmetic: Meal Dealer
3rd Cosmetic: Manndatory Attire (Style: Specialist)
Price: 11.71 Ref
Bonk-a-Dog Deliverer:
1st Cosmetic: Hot Dogger
2nd Cosmetic: Stapler's Specs
3rd Cosmetic: Meal Dealer
Price: 8.44 Ref
Dishwashing Mann:
1st Cosmetic: Fried Batter
2nd Cosmetic: Meal Dealer
3rd Cosmetic: Crook Combatant (Paint: Waterlogged Lab Coat)
Price: 77.82 Ref13) Mummy's Mann
— The Scout, resurrecting
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Wrap Battler
3rd Cosmetic: B-ankh!
Price: 16.99 Ref14) Germaphobic's Essentials
— The Scout teasing germs
1st Cosmetic: Bacteria Blocker
2nd Cosmetic: Crook Combatant (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Red Socks (Paint: Australium Gold)
Alternative Cosmetic: Particulate Protector
Price: 122.97 Ref15) Fortunate Survivor
— The Scout commentating on him still being alive
1st Cosmetic: Fortunate Son
2nd Cosmetic: Flak Jack
3rd Cosmetic: Corpse Carrier
Price: 97.21 Ref16) Scunt's True Colors
— The Scout on his colored clothes
1st Cosmetic: Troublemaker's Tossle Cap (Style: New School) (Paint: Your choice)
2nd Cosmetic: Fast Learner (Style: Winter) (Paint: Your choice)
3rd Cosmetic: Buck Turner All-Stars (Paint: Your choice)
Price: 39.82 Ref17) Wrapped Rapper
— The Scout taunting his opponent
1st Cosmetic: Backwards Ballcap (Style: Headphones Disengaged) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Jungle Jersey
3rd Cosmetic: Blizzard Britches (Paint: After Eight)
Alternative Cosmetic: Rotation Sensation (Style: 2) (Paint: Team Spirit)
Price: 523.10 Ref
Soldier Loadouts
1) Survivor of the jungle
— The Soldier about defending Vietnam's hills
1st Cosmetic: Shellmet
2nd Cosmetic: Attack Packs
3rd Cosmetic: Killer's Kit (Style: Any)
Alternative Cosmetic: Soldier's Stash
Price: 188.99 Ref2) Attire of sorrow
— The Soldier commenting on the loss of Rick May
1st Cosmetic: Cheater's Lament (Style: Hat)
2nd Cosmetic: Exorcizor
3rd Cosmetic: Veteran's Attire
Price: 118.52 Ref3) Rocket Jumping Hare
— The Soldier discussing air battles
1st Cosmetic: Max's Severed Head
2nd Cosmetic: Thousand-Yard Stare (Style: Awed) (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
3rd Cosmetic: Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean) (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Price: 2,306.31 Ref4) Exposed Soldier
— The Soldier telling others to look like him
1nd Cosmetic: Thousand-Yard Stare (Style: Awed) (Paint: Dark Salmon Injustice)
2nd Cosmetic: Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean) (Paint: Dark Salmon Injustice)
Price: 65.87 Ref5) Wild Western Maggot
— The Soldier insulting Texans
1st Cosmetic: Slo-Poke
2nd Cosmetic: Party Poncho
3rd Cosmetic: Teufort Tooth Kicker
Price: 6.82 Ref6) Cracker of nuts
— The Soldier insulting a toymaker
1st Cosmetic: Toy Soldier
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Hornblower
Price: 107.83 Ref7) Pounding Father
— The Soldier, celebrating America's independence
1st Cosmetic: Powdered Practitioner (Style: Too Pompous to Describe) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Founding Father
3rd Cosmetic: Colonial Clogs
Price: 106.00 Ref8) Triple Stocked Businessmann
— Soldier after finishing his paperwork
1st Cosmetic: Cotton Head (Style: 1)
2nd Cosmetic: Classified Coif
3rd Cosmetic: Chaser
Alternative Cosmetic: Man in Slacks
Price: 18.98 Ref9) The Screaming Privateer
— The Soldier maintaining discipline on his ship
Weapons:
Secondary: Mantreads
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: World Traveler's Hat (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
2nd Cosmetic: Hornblower
3rd Cosmetic: Chaser
Price: 69.65 Ref10) Face of death
— The Soldier commenting on his own death
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Thousand-Yard Stare (Style: Awed) (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
3rd Cosmetic: Gourd Grin (Paint: A Mann's Mint)
Price: 74.20 Ref11) Soldier's stiffed death
— The Soldier, resurrecting
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Cadaver's Capper
3rd Cosmetic: Shaolin Sash
Price: 446.48 Ref12) Gaijin's Armour
— The Soldier on the art of war
1st Cosmetic: Killer's Kabuto
2nd Cosmetic: Menpo (Style: Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Shogun's Shoulder Guard
Price: 12.44 Ref13) Loud & Proud
— The Soldier, celebrating America
1st Cosmetic: Public Speaker
2nd Cosmetic: Ground Control
3rd Cosmetic: Diplomat
Price: 25.83 Ref14) A real veteran
— The Soldier commenting on his job
Weapons:
Secondary: Mantreads
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Lone Survivor
2nd Cosmetic: Veteran's Attire
3rd Cosmetic: Killer's Kit (Style: 1)
Price: 319.89 Ref15) Worshipper of Kritz The Fat
— The Soldier reacting to his god
1st Cosmetic: Crit Cloak
2nd Cosmetic: Lone Survivor (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
3rd Cosmetic: Coldfront Curbstompers (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
Price: 460.09 Ref
Pyro Loadouts
1) Hot-headed Drake
1st Cosmetic: Fire Breather
2nd Cosmetic: Abhorrent Appendages (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Cauterizer's Caudal Appendage (Paint: Ye Olde Rustic Colour)
Price: 511.01 Ref2) Screeching Bat
1st Cosmetic: Apparition's Aspect (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Arkham Cowl
3rd Cosmetic: Abhorrent Appendages (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 850.58 Ref3) Cat's Warmth
1st Cosmetic: Cat's Pajamas
2nd Cosmetic: Cute Suit (Style: Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Hook, Line, and Cinder
Price: 229.13 Ref4) Mr. Quackers
1st Cosmetic: Mr. Quackers
2nd Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Style: Spinning)
3rd Cosmetic: Water Waders
Price: 1,373.85 Ref5) Ice Breaker
1st Cosmetic: Head Warmer
2nd Cosmetic: Wanderer's Wear
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Price: 166.51 Ref6) Deer Pyro
1st Cosmetic: Pyro the Flamedeer (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
2nd Cosmetic: Wanderer's Wear
3rd Cosmetic: Flammable Favor
Alternative Cosmetics: Jingle Belt (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Price: 143.36 Ref7) Rooster's Mornin'
1st Cosmetic: Miami Rooster
2nd Cosmetic: Sight for Sore Eyes
3rd Cosmetic: Abhorrent Appendages (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
Alternative Cosmetics: Flamehawk (Paint: Team Spirit)
Price: 694.36 Ref8) The Merciful Kitten
1st Cosmetic: Cat's Pajamas
2nd Cosmetic: Face of Mercy
3rd Cosmetic: Vampyro
Alternative Cosmetic: Your choice
Price: 353.84 Ref9) Cooking Maniac
1st Cosmetic: Employee of the Mmmph
2nd Cosmetic: Scorched Skirt
3rd Cosmetic: Frymaster
Price: 205.63 Ref10) Hot Dealer
1st Cosmetic: Cotton Head (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
2nd Cosmetic: Manndatory Attire (Style: Specialist)
3rd Cosmetic: Hot Case (Paint: Color No. 216-190-216)
Alternative Cosmetic: Brim of Fire (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Price: 205.63 Ref11) Gas Jockey's Gear
Weapons:
Primary: Degreaser
Melee: Powerjack
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Attendant
2nd Cosmetic: Trickster's Turnout Gear (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Breakneck Baggies (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 148.49 Ref12) The Gear of Firemannen
1st Cosmetic: Brigade Helm
2nd Cosmetic: Trickster's Turnout Gear
3rd Cosmetic: Fireman's Essentials
Price: 10.76 Ref13) Fighter's fire
1st Cosmetic: Fire Fighter (Style: Ultra) (Paint: Cream Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Special Eyes (Style: Suspicious) (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
3rd Cosmetic: Sengoku Scorcher
Price: 251.15 Ref14) Bozo The Merc
1st Cosmetic: Nose Candy (Style: Horrific)
2nd Cosmetic: Bozo's Bouffant
3rd Cosmetic: Flavorful Baggies
Price: 251.62 Ref15) Wraith of The Underworld
1st Cosmetic: Wandering Wraith
2nd Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
3rd Cosmetic: Maniac's Manacles
Price: 219.44 Ref16) Reaper Screamer
1st Cosmetic: Handsome Devil (Style: Any)
2nd Cosmetic: Lollichop Licker
3rd Cosmetic: Steel Sixpack
Alternative Cosmetic: Aztec Warrior
Price: 785.02 Ref17) Arsonist of the future
1st Cosmetic: Propaniac
2nd Cosmetic: Rugged Respirator
3rd Cosmetic: Lunatic's Leathers
Alternative Cosmetic: Flamehawk (Paint: Team Spirit)
Price: 310.52 Ref18) The Dancing Fuego
1st Cosmetic: Old Guadalajara
2nd Cosmetic: Head of the Dead (Style: Decorated)
3rd Cosmetic: El Muchacho
Alternative Cosmetic: El Fiestibrero or Skullbrero
Price: 237.33 Ref19) Waxed Torcher
1st Cosmetic: Waxy Wayfinder (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Pyr'o Lantern (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Torcher's Tabard
Price: 526.23 Ref20) Knight in scorched armor
1st Cosmetic: Dark Falkirk Helm (Style: Open)
2nd Cosmetic: Charred Chainmail
3rd Cosmetic: Torcher's Tabard
Price: 404.51 Ref21) Cozy Traveler
1st Cosmetic: Wartime Warmth (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Sweet Smissmas Sweater
3rd Cosmetic: Robin Walkers (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Alternative Cosmetic: Spawn Camper (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Price: 355.35 Ref22) Chernobyl Squatter
1st Cosmetic: Brown Bomber (Style: Hunter)
2nd Cosmetic: Foster's Facade (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
3rd Cosmetic: Breakneck Baggies
Price: 31.59 Ref23) Houston's Buddy
1st Cosmetic: Triclops (Style: Any)
2nd Cosmetic: Rugged Respirator
3rd Cosmetic: Space Diver
Price: 154.31 Ref24) The Devil's Middlemann
1st Cosmetic: Smiling Somen (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Burning Question
3rd Cosmetic: Hot Case (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Price: 434.95 Ref25) Warm Colors
1st Cosmetic: Special Eyes (Style: Bored) (Paint: Your choice)
2nd Cosmetic: Water Waders (Paint: Your choice)
3rd Cosmetic: Flavorful Baggies (Paint: Your choice)
Price: 22.54 Ref
Demoman Loadouts
1) The Expert's Ordnance
— The Demoman speaking to rioters
Weapons:
Primary: Loch-n-Load
Melee: Ullapool Caber
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Scotch Bonnet
2nd Cosmetic: Juggernaut Jacket
3rd Cosmetic: Hurt Locher
Alternative Cosmetic: Blast Blocker
Price: 22.36 Ref2) The Flying Mann
— The Demoman getting ready for his stunt
1st Cosmetic: Sober Stuntman
2nd Cosmetic: King of Scotland Cape
3rd Cosmetic: Aerobatics Demonstrator
Price: 10.43 Ref3) Mark I Self-destructor
— The Demo-bot after causing an explosion
1st Cosmetic: Bomber Knight
2nd Cosmetic: Forgotten King's Pauldrons
3rd Cosmetic: Bushi-Dou
Price: 147.34 Ref4) Mark III Self-destructor
— The Demo-bot getting ready to self destruct
1st Cosmetic: Alcoholic Automaton (Style: Spark) (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Head Banger (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
3rd Cosmetic: Sole Saviors
Price: 283.05 Ref5) Grenade Packer
— The Demoman getting ready for a showdown
1st Cosmetic: Frontier Djustice
2nd Cosmetic: Demo's Dustcatcher
3rd Cosmetic: Teufort Tooth Kicker
Price: 6.37 Ref6) Cap'n Burpsalot
— The Demoman coordinating with his crew of pirates
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Buccaneer's Bicorne
2nd Cosmetic: Bird-Man of Aberdeen (Style: Essential)
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the Seven Sees
Alternative Cosmetic: Unforgiven Glory or your choice
Price: 435.05 Ref7) Captain's Scallywag
— The Demoman astonished by gold
1st Cosmetic: Pirate Bandana
2nd Cosmetic: Toowoomba Tunic (Style: Peasant)
3rd Cosmetic: Tartantaloons
Alternative Cosmetic: Dynamite Abs (Style: No Grenades)
Price: 324.97 Ref8) The New NEW Face of TF2
— The Demopan during an online trade (Suggested by Prime)
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Secondary: Chargin' Targe
Melee: Frying Pan
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Bounty Hat
2nd Cosmetic: Dangeresque, Too?
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the Seven Sees
Alternative Cosmetic: Dynamite Abs (Style: Any)
"I'm bloody 15,714.70 Refined!"— The Demopan saying the total price of his cosmetics
9) Short fuse Biker
— The Demoman admiring his bike
1st Cosmetic: Pirate Bandana (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Spooky Sleeves
3rd Cosmetic: Dynamite Abs (Style: No Grenades)
Price: 721.04 Ref10) Super Bowl Cyclops
— The Demoman getting ready
1st Cosmetic: Bolt Action Blitzer
2nd Cosmetic: Backbreaker's Guards
3rd Cosmetic: Buck Turner All-Stars
Price: 38.54 Ref11) Attire of The DeGroots
— The Demoman being happy
1st Cosmetic: Black Watch
2nd Cosmetic: Gaelic Garb
3rd Cosmetic: Cool Breeze
Price: 9.32 Ref12) Civilized Scotsman
— The Demoman being thirsty
Higher Ups:
1st Cosmetic: Scotsman's Stove Pipe (Style: Tasteful and Refined) (Paint: Waterlogged Lab Coat)
2nd Cosmetic: Gaelic Glutton
3rd Cosmetic: Whiskey Bib
Price: 84.37 Ref
Typical Smoker:
1st Cosmetic: Sophisticated Smoker
2nd Cosmetic: Reader's Choice
3rd Cosmetic: Dead of Night (Style: Light - Hide Grenades)
Price: 50.11 Ref13) Middle Aged Knight
— The Demoman commentating on the upcoming battle
Weapons:
Primary: Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Bruce's Bonnet
2nd Cosmetic: Toowoomba Tunic (Style: Peasant)
3rd Cosmetic: Dark Age Defender
Alternative Cosmetic: Your choice
Price: 190.16 Ref14) Leprechaun of Color
— The Demoman celebrating his wealth
Weapons:
Primary: Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Carouser's Capotain (Paint: Indubitably Green)
2nd Cosmetic: Unforgiven Glory (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
3rd Cosmetic: Gaelic Garb (Paint: Indubitably Green)
Price: 66.91 Ref15) The Forgotten Highlander
— The Demoman showing his superior strength
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Secondary: Splendid Screen (Style: Any)
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Dark Helm
3rd Cosmetic: Forgotten King's Pauldrons
Price: 591.62 Ref16) Horsemann Cosplay
— The Demoman getting ready to fight his enemies
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Melee: Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head
3rd Cosmetic: Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Price: 4,607.07 Ref17) Scotsman's Dō-maru
— The Demoman admiring his opponent's strength
1st Cosmetic: Samur-Eye
2nd Cosmetic: Bushi-Dou
3rd Cosmetic: Shin Shredders
Alternative Cosmetic: Menpo (Style: Any)
Price: 34.93 Ref18) Dry Ice Bomber
— The Demoman after surviving the cold
1st Cosmetic: Bomb Beanie (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Sub Zero Suit
3rd Cosmetic: Storm Stompers (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
Price: 171.68 Ref
Heavy Loadouts
1) Malinovka's day off
— The Heavy commentating on his day off
1st Cosmetic: Officer's Ushanka
2nd Cosmetic: Chicken Kiev
3rd Cosmetic: Weight Room Warmer
Price: 1,566.21 Ref2) Neighbour Vadim
— The Heavy commentating on his other neighbour's behaviour
1st Cosmetic: Unshaved Bear
2nd Cosmetic: Siberian Sophisticate
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the House
Price: 133.48 Ref3) The Heavy Bear
— The Heavy intimidating his enemies as a bear
Weapons:
Melee: Warrior's Spirit
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Bear Necessities
2nd Cosmetic: Unshaved Bear
3rd Cosmetic: Loaf Loafers (Style: Freshly Baked) (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
Price: 212.68 Ref4) The Red Army's Secret Weapon
— The Heavy assuring that the weapon will work
1st Cosmetic: MK 50
2nd Cosmetic: Chicken Kiev
3rd Cosmetic: Batter's Bracers
Price: 1,583.39 Ref5) Clanking Soviet
— The Heavy-bot intimidating its enemies
Litso of Communism:
1st Cosmetic: U-clank-a
2nd Cosmetic: Mad Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Immobile Suit
Price: 123.36 Ref
Motherland's Safety:
1st Cosmetic: Eliminator's Safeguard (Style: Visor Down)
2nd Cosmetic: Virtual Viewfinder (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
3rd Cosmetic: Immobile Suit
Price: 126.08 Ref
Siberian Helmet:
1st Cosmetic: Polar Bear
2nd Cosmetic: Mad Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Immobile Suit
Price: 125.64 Ref6) T-34 Operator
— The Heavy telling his experiences
1st Cosmetic: Katyusha (Paint: Ye Olde Rustic Colour)
2nd Cosmetic: Heavy Harness
3rd Cosmetic: Combat Slacks (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Price: 213.88 Ref7) Force of the jungle
— The Heavy after destroying enemy forces
1st Cosmetic: Bill's Hat
2nd Cosmetic: El Duderino
3rd Cosmetic: Siberian Tigerstripe
Price: 495.12 Ref8) Der Panzer der Roten Armee
— The Heavy adjusting to his new armor
1st Cosmetic: Der Maschinensoldaten-Helm
2nd Cosmetic: Die Regime-Panzerung
3rd Cosmetic: Purity Fist
Alternative Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Style: Shining)
Price: 1,297.64 Ref9) Mark VII Kuritsa Crusher
— The Heavy-bot commentating on its new head
1st Cosmetic: Chicken Kiev
2nd Cosmetic: Robot Chicken Hat (Style: Beakless)
3rd Cosmetic: Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Price: 1,603.72 Ref10) The Hibernation Mask
— The Heavy scaring his enemies
1st Cosmetic: Big Chief
2nd Cosmetic: Mad Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Style: Shining)
Alternative Cosmetic: Bunsen Brave
Price: 1,303.84 Ref11) The Eldritch Berserker
— The Heavy threatening anyone who stands in his path
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Dark Helm
3rd Cosmetic: Die Regime-Panzerung
Price: 485.72 Ref12) Korol' of Australium
— The Heavy commenting on his role as king
1st Cosmetic: Mediterranean Mercenary (Style: Defiant Dey) (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Class Crown
3rd Cosmetic: Gift Bringer (Paint: Australium Gold)
Price: 443.56 Ref13) The XL Scout
— The Heavy stating his size
1st Cosmetic: Well-Rounded Rifleman
2nd Cosmetic: Borscht Belt (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Price: 190.61 Ref14) Warrior of 400,000 years
— The Heavy on his student's pratice
1st Cosmetic: Hong Kong Cone (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
2nd Cosmetic: Yuri's Revenge (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
3rd Cosmetic: Kapitan's Kaftan (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Alternative Cosmetic: Gift Bringer (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 348.34 Ref15) Heavy Tourist
— The Heavy realizing his trip didn't go as planned
1st Cosmetic: Monstrous Memento
2nd Cosmetic: Heavy Tourism
3rd Cosmetic: Aqua Flops
Price: 83.42 Ref16) Monkey Business dealer
— The Heavy's response to his business success.
1st Cosmetic: Commissar's Coat
2nd Cosmetic: Borscht Belt
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the House
Price: 50.60 Ref17) Sleeper's coat of arms
— The Heavy after waking up from a nightmare
1st Cosmetic: BedBug Protection (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Gift Bringer (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
3rd Cosmetic: Bear Walker
Price: 232.93 Ref18) Zver' from the kholod
— The Heavy roaring at his prey
1st Cosmetic: Misha's Maw (Style: Polar)
2nd Cosmetic: Himalayan Hair Shirt
3rd Cosmetic: Sleeveless in Siberia
Price: 3.10 Ref19) Brawny Iglu
— The Heavy taunting his opponent
1st Cosmetic: Siberian Facehugger
2nd Cosmetic: Paka Parka (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
Price: 162.29 Ref20) El Pesado
— The Heavy showing off his strength
1st Cosmetic: Cold War Luchador
2nd Cosmetic: Heavy Lifter
3rd Cosmetic: Heavy-Weight Champ
Alternative Cosmetic: Large Luchadore (Style: Any)
Price: 19.37 Ref
Engineer Loadouts
1) Engie's Summer Getup
— The Engineer mocking someone else's plan for summer
1st Cosmetic: Texas Slim's Dome Shine
2nd Cosmetic: Aloha Apparel
3rd Cosmetic: Lonesome Loafers
Price: 54.71 Ref2) The Fact Spitter
— The Engineer after winning a rap battle
1st Cosmetic: Rotation Sensation (Style: 1) (Paint: Cream Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Endothermic Exowear
3rd Cosmetic: Breakneck Baggies
Price: 62.81 Ref3) Minor Miner
— The Engineer finding gold
1st Cosmetic: Mining Light
2nd Cosmetic: Data Mining Light
3rd Cosmetic: Trencher's Tunic
Price: 87.36 Ref4) Short Freezing Texan
— The Engineer viewing the cold area around him
1st Cosmetic: Professional's Pom-Pom (Paint: Cream Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Insulated Inventor
3rd Cosmetic: Snow Stompers
Alternative Cosmetic: Coldsnap Cap (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Price: 124.39 Ref5) The Packer
— The Engineer commenting on his friend's achievement
1st Cosmetic: Texas Ten Gallon (Paint: Ye Olde Rustic Colour)
2nd Cosmetic: Gold Digger (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
3rd Cosmetic: El Caballero
Alternative Cosmetic: El Paso Poncho
Price: 57.43 Ref6) Sheriff's legal tend
— The Engineer after winning a showdown
1st Cosmetic: Sheriff's Stetson (Style: Any)
2nd Cosmetic: Wild West Waistcoat
3rd Cosmetic: Support Spurs
Price: 232.98 Ref7) Cute Lil' Gun
— The Engineer commenting on his aim
1st Cosmetic: Brain Interface
2nd Cosmetic: Sightliner
3rd Cosmetic: Cute Suit (Style: No Hat)
Price: 45.49 Ref8) Grotesque Midget
— The Engineer warning of his misdeeds
Fat Boy
1st Cosmetic: Goblineer (Style: Normal)
2nd Cosmetic: Egghead's Overalls
3rd Cosmetic: Loaf Loafers (Style: Freshly Baked) (Paint: Dark Salmon Injustice)
Price: 114.58 Ref
Greedy Green Grin
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Goblineer (Style: Zombie)
3rd Cosmetic: Loaf Loafers (Style: Freshly Baked) (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
Price: 99.19 Ref9) Uncle Stanley
— The Engineer looking at his front lawn
1st Cosmetic: Lawnmaker (Style: Hobby)
2nd Cosmetic: Garden Bristles (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
3rd Cosmetic: Dad Duds
Price: 341.16 Ref10) Shorthanded Trucker
— The Engineer pressuring his small crew
1st Cosmetic: Trucker's Topper
2nd Cosmetic: Dad Duds
3rd Cosmetic: Champ Stamp
Price: 259.03 Ref11) Pilot of shortcomings
— The Engineer getting ready to drive his plane
1st Cosmetic: Barnstormer (Style: Bugscreen Up)
2nd Cosmetic: El Patron (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
3rd Cosmetic: Dogfighter
Price: 259.03 Ref12) Over-engineered Cyborg
— The Engineer commentating on his new enhancements
Weapons:
Melee: Gunslinger
Price: 0.05 Ref
Cosmetics:
Beep Booting Mann
1st Cosmetic: Beep Man
2nd Cosmetic: Iron Fist (Paint: Cream Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Roboot
Price: 1,749.60 Ref
The Tin Mann
1st Cosmetic: Tin-1000
2nd Cosmetic: Iron Lung
3rd Cosmetic: Iron Fist (Paint: Cream Spirit)
Price: 386.09 Ref
Medic Loadouts
1) Plague Avioder
— The Medic attempting to distance himself
1st Cosmetic: Grimm Hatte
2nd Cosmetic: Blighted Beak (Style: Vibrio Cholerae)
3rd Cosmetic: Heat of Winter
Price: 31.82 Ref2) Weltraum-Explorer
— The Medic getting ready for launch
1st Cosmetic: MK 50
2nd Cosmetic: Surgeon's Space Suit
3rd Cosmetic: Lo-Grav Loafers
Alternative Cosmetic: Captain Space Mann
Price: 307.87 Ref3) Mann's Decomposed Friend
— Hundkopf, resurrecting
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Hundkopf (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
3rd Cosmetic: Smock Surgeon
Price: 1,984.11 Ref4) The Blutliebhaber
— The Medic after tasting his victim's blood
1st Cosmetic: Das Blutliebhaber
2nd Cosmetic: Vampiric Vesture
3rd Cosmetic: Archimedes the Undying
Price: 540.03 Ref5) The Bavarian Butcher
— The Medic luring his patient
1st Cosmetic: Das Maddendoktor
2nd Cosmetic: Derangement Garment
3rd Cosmetic: Surgeon's Sidearms (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
Alternative Cosmeitcs: Madmann's Muzzle
Price: 152.92 Ref6) Semi-profesional Pilot
— The Medic having a terrible flight experience
1st Cosmetic: Das Maddendoktor
2nd Cosmetic: Scourge of the Sky (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
3rd Cosmetic: Rolfe Copter
Alternative Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies
Price: 63.31 Ref7) Contaiment Breached
— The Medic realizing what has happened to him
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Medic Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Das Hazmattenhatten
3rd Cosmetic: Practitioner's Processing Mask
Alternative Cosmetic: Physician's Procedure Mask
Price: 19.43 Ref8) Trustworthy Surgeon
— The Medic warning his unanesthetized patient
Robotic Assistant:
1st Cosmetic: Halogen Head Lamp
2nd Cosmetic: Smock Surgeon
3rd Cosmetic: Surgeon's Side Satchel
Price: 7.82 Ref
Non-harmer
1st Cosmetic: Particulate Protector
2nd Cosmetic: Smock Surgeon
3rd Cosmetic: Surgeon's Sidearms (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
Price: 156.81 Ref9) Project Kriegsmaschine
— The Medic-bot analyzing its work
1st Cosmetic: Medimedes
2nd Cosmetic: Herzensbrecher
3rd Cosmetic: Batter's Bracers
Alternative Cosmetic: Hundkopf
Price: 3,093.54 Ref10) Doctor's tea time
— The Medic disgusted by the tea's flavor
1st Cosmetic: Full Head of Steam
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator
3rd Cosmetic: Fizzy Pharmacist (Style: Flat)
Alternative Cosmetic: Modest Pile of Hat
Price: 3.55 Ref11) Chef Ludwig
— The Medic pressuring his cooking staff
1st Cosmetic: Teutonic Toque
2nd Cosmetic: Mustachioed Mann (Style: 2)
3rd Cosmetic: Dough Puncher
Price: 5.37 Ref12) Tirolerhut Exhauster
— The Medic-bot commenting on its looks
1st Cosmetic: Titanium Tyrolean
2nd Cosmetic: Steam Pipe
3rd Cosmetic: Practitioner's Processing Mask
Price: 15.10 Ref13) Bionic Doctor
— The Medic realizing his experiment worked
Exposed Cranium:
1st Cosmetic: Colossal Cranium
2nd Cosmetic: Practitioner's Processing Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Burly Beast
Price: 1,196.18 Ref
Exposed Brain:
1st Cosmetic: Optic Nerve
2nd Cosmetic: Medi-Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Burly Beast
Price: 1,183.29 Ref14) Hauptmann Ludwig
— The Medic commanding an army
1st Cosmetic: Patriot Peak (Style: Any) (Paint: Waterlogged Lab Coat)
2nd Cosmetic: Ze Übermensch
3rd Cosmetic: Colonel's Coat
Price: 52.65 Ref15) Regiment's armaments
— The Medic running into the battlefield
1st Cosmetic: Surgeon's Shako (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
2nd Cosmetic: Colonel's Coat
3rd Cosmetic: Gaiter Guards
Price: 80.76 Ref16) Electroshocker
— The Medic-bot informing of its electrical power
1st Cosmetic: Trepanabotomizer
2nd Cosmetic: Flatliner
3rd Cosmetic: Herzensbrecher
Price: 299.91 Ref17) Anti-penetration Head
— The Medic-bot being bold
1st Cosmetic: Planeswalker Helm
2nd Cosmetic: Byte'd Beak
3rd Cosmetic: Medi-Mask (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
Price: 94.96 Ref18) The Medieval Med-bot
— The Medic-bot teasing humans
1st Cosmetic: Berliner's Bucket Helm
2nd Cosmetic: Practitioner's Processing Mask
3rd Cosmetic: Coldfront Carapace
Price: 151.86 Ref19) Scorcher's Gas Mask
— The Medic insulting his burnt victims
1st Cosmetic: Heer's Helmet
2nd Cosmetic: Colossal Cranium (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Medi-Mask (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 216.91 Ref20) The Bishop of The Deutschland
— The Medic seeing his clothing
1st Cosmetic: Mighty Mitre
2nd Cosmetic: Ruffled Ruprecht
3rd Cosmetic: Angel of Death
Alternative Cosmetic: Flatliner
Price: 36.71 Ref
Sniper Loadouts
1) Billabong Fisher
— The Sniper on his greatest catch
1st Cosmetic: Wet Works
2nd Cosmetic: Triad Trinket (Style: Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Bait and Bite
Price: 6.37 Ref2) Fletcher's Watch
— The Sniper telling a classic folklore story
1st Cosmetic: Larrikin Robin
2nd Cosmetic: Toowoomba Tunic (Style: Knight)
3rd Cosmetic: Archer's Groundings
Price: 6.05 Ref3) Chilly Aussie
— The Sniper withstanding the cold
Missing Mist:
1st Cosmetic: Missing Piece
2nd Cosmetic: Snow Sleeves (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
Price: 19.75 Ref
Cold Clothes:
1st Cosmetic: Tundra Top (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
2nd Cosmetic: Down Tundra Coat (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
Price: 24.59 Ref4) Cadet Aussie
— The Sniper telling his companions to follow him
1st Cosmetic: Stovepipe Sniper Shako
2nd Cosmetic: Golden Garment
3rd Cosmetic: Vigilant Pin
Price: 6.05 Ref5) Croc Hunter
— The Sniper looking at his clothes
1st Cosmetic: Ol' Snaggletooth
2nd Cosmetic: Crocodile Dandy
3rd Cosmetic: Crocodile Smile
Price: 6.99 Ref6) Animal Lover
— The Sniper commenting on the wild life
1st Cosmetic: Glow from Below (Style: Any)
2nd Cosmetic: Slithering Scarf
3rd Cosmetic: Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Price: 645.09 Ref7) Bloody Cowboy
— The Sniper insulting a cowboy
Bogan's first time:
1st Cosmetic: Hat With No Name
2nd Cosmetic: Birdman of Australiacatraz
3rd Cosmetic: Support Spurs
Price: 16.26 Ref
Sheriff's walk:
1st Cosmetic: Lone Star
2nd Cosmetic: Birdman of Australiacatraz
3rd Cosmetic: Teufort Tooth Kicker
Price: 5.10 Ref8) Mundee's Companion
— The Sniper talking to his companion
1st Cosmetic: Pithy Professional
2nd Cosmetic: Poacher's Safari Jacket
3rd Cosmetic: Mr. Mundee's Wild Ride
Price: 442.85 Ref9) Mun-ded
— The Sniper talking to a half-eating brain
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Sniper Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Holy Hunter
3rd Cosmetic: Five-Month Shadow (Style: Any)
Price: 11.49 Ref10) Fair dincum?
— The Sniper
1st Cosmetic: Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
2nd Cosmetic: Dead of Night (Style: Light)
3rd Cosmetic: Jarmaments (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Price: 200.62 Ref11) Bogan's Clothes
— The Sniper warning his enemies
1st Cosmetic: Bare Necessities
2nd Cosmetic: Airborne Attire
3rd Cosmetic: Triggerman's Tacticals
Price: 71.27 Ref
Spy Loadouts
1) Business Mann
— The Spy after getting accepted for the job
1st Cosmetic: Harmburg
2nd Cosmetic: Reader's Choice (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
3rd Cosmetic: Business Casual
Alternative Cosmetic: Spectre's Spectacles (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Price: 410.72 Ref2) Le Milieu
— The Spy to his cowering enemies
1st Cosmetic: Cosa Nostra Cap
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator
3rd Cosmetic: Blood Banker
Price: 6.48 Ref3) Général Sneaks
— The Spy commanding an army
1st Cosmetic: Patriot Peak (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
2nd Cosmetic: Lurking Legionnaire
3rd Cosmetic: Vigilant Pin
Alternative Cosmetic: L'Inspecteur
Price: 81.70 Ref4) Le Détective
— The Spy after not finding enough clues
1st Cosmetic: Belgian Detective
2nd Cosmetic: Dapper Disguise
3rd Cosmetic: Chicago Overcoat
Alternative Cosmetic: A Hat to Kill For
Price: 30.88 Ref5) Prostitute Hunter
— The Spy luring his victim
1st Cosmetic: A Hat to Kill For
2nd Cosmetic: Made Man
3rd Cosmetic: Lady Killer
Price: 86.70 Ref6) Noble Taxer
— The Spy after taxing the poor
1st Cosmetic: Powdered Practitioner (Style: Too Pompous to Describe) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Distinguished Rogue (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Bandit's Boots
Alternative Cosmetic: Magistrate's Mullet
Price: 205.41 Ref7) Voodoo Devoter
— The Spy talking about his cult
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Voodoo Vizier
3rd Cosmetic: Foul Cowl
Alternative Cosmetic: Your choice
Price: 167.74 Ref8) Glorious Gourd
— The Spy before he starts his show
1st Cosmetic: Twisted Topper
2nd Cosmetic: Gruesome Gourd (Style: Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Showstopper (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
Price: 47.10 Ref9) Le Grand Magicien
— The Spy as he does magic tricks
1st Cosmetic: Rogue's Rabbit
2nd Cosmetic: Showstopper (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Foul Cowl
Alternative Cosmetic: Bountiful Bow (Paint: After Eight)
Price: 645.76 Ref10) Convincing Pine Tree
— The Spy commentating on his disguise
1st Cosmetic: Festive Cover-Up
2nd Cosmetic: Upgrade
3rd Cosmetic: Elf-Made Bandanna (Paint: Indubitably Green)
Price: 35.32 Ref11) Headshot aftermath
— The Spy after witnessing his injuries
1st Cosmetic: Hyperbaric Bowler
2nd Cosmetic: BINOCULUS! (Style: Paint Eyelid) (Paint: Dark Salmon Injustice)
3rd Cosmetic: Dead Head (Paint: Dark Salmon Injustice)
Price: 1,429.72 Ref12) Mitsu no Mono
— The Spy prepared for his mission
Student's Wear
1st Cosmetic: Hong Kong Cone
2nd Cosmetic: Noh Mercy
3rd Cosmetic: Rogue's Robe
Price: 22.05 Ref
Legendary Warrior
1st Cosmetic: Legendary Lid
2nd Cosmetic: Handsome Devil (Style :Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Rogue's Robe
Price: 95.14 Ref13) Sneaky Breeki
— The Spy talking to strangers
1st Cosmetic: That '70s Chapeau (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Puffy Provocateur (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
3rd Cosmetic: Breakneck Baggies
Price: 546.00 Ref
Multi- / All-Class Loadouts
1) Mad Viking
1st Cosmetic: Nasty Norsemann
2nd Cosmetic: Viking Braider
Price: 6.99 Ref2) Big Jolly Mannen
1st Cosmetic: B.M.O.C.
2nd Cosmetic: All-Father (Style: Classic)
3rd Cosmetic: Gift Bringer
Price: 774.99 Ref3) The Death Stare
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed (Class) Soul
2nd Cosmetic: BINOCULUS! (Style: Paint Eyelid)
(Paint for Pyro and Spy: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
(Paint for All other Classes: Zepheniah's Greed)
Price: 99.13 Ref (Not counting Voodoo-Cursed Soul)4) Popo's face
1st Cosmetic: Law (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Macho Mann
Price: 103.02 Ref5) Quacker's Visors
1st Cosmetic: Polar Pullover (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Virtual Viewfinder (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
3rd Cosmetic: Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean) (Paint: Australium Gold)
Price: 68.14 Ref6) Bread's open jaw
1st Cosmetic: Bread Heads
2nd Cosmetic: Goalkeeper (Style: Slapshot) (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
Price: 351.99 Ref7) Hare's Legendary Ears
1st Cosmetic: Max's Severed Head (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Legendary Lid
Price: 2,249.83 Ref8) Saxton Roleplayer
1st Cosmetic: Saxton
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator
Price: 3.38 Ref9) Non mortuus
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed (Class) Soul
2nd Cosmetic: One-Way Ticket
Price: 182.83 Ref (Not counting Voodoo-Cursed Soul)10) Bread Space Monstrosity
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed (Class) Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Breadcrab
3rd Cosmetic: Bread Biter
Price: 336.39 Ref (Not counting Voodoo-Cursed Soul)11) Duck Fanatic
1st Cosmetic: Duck Billed Hatypus
2nd Cosmetic: Dead of Night (Style: Dark) (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Deadliest Duckling
Price: 138.93 Ref
Crossover Loadouts
1) The Pipe Dreamer
1st Cosmetic: Tough Stuff Muffs (Style: Montreal Style (No Earmuffs)) (Paint: Your choice)
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator (Paint: Your choice)
3rd Cosmetic: Water Waders (Paint: Your choice)2) Texan Plumber
Super Star
1st Cosmetic: Plumber's Cap
2nd Cosmetic: Tools of the Trade
3rd Cosmetic: Flared Frontiersman
Yellow Gremlin
1st Cosmetic: Plumber's Cap (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Goblineer (Style: Normal)
3rd Cosmetic: Egghead's Overalls3) Shy Mann
Blank Stare
1st Cosmetic: Pyromancer's Hood (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Cute Suit (Style: Any) (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
3rd Cosmetic: Loaf Loafers (Style: Freshly Baked) (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
Pellet Shooter
1st Cosmetic: Hottie's Hoodie
2nd Cosmetic: Foster's Facade (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
3rd Cosmetic: Pyromancer's Raiments (Paint: Team Spirit)4) Pocket Merc
1st Cosmetic: Rotation Sensation (Style: 1) (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
2nd Cosmetic: Bigg Mann on Campus (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Tools of the Tourist5) Psychic Twins
Older Brother
1st Cosmetic: Greased Lightning (Style: No Headset) (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
2nd Cosmetic: Poolside Polo
3rd Cosmetic: Buck Turner All-Stars (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
Younger Brother
1st Cosmetic: Greased Lightning (Style: No Headset) (Paint: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pan)
2nd Cosmetic: Poolside Polo
3rd Cosmetic: Buck Turner All-Stars (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)6) The Laughing Stock
1st Cosmetic: Dead Head
2nd Cosmetic: Puffy Provocateur
3rd Cosmetic: Robin Walkers (Paint: Pink as Hell)7) The Laughing Stock (Pyro Version)
1st Cosmetic: Head of the Dead (Style: Plain)
2nd Cosmetic: Sub Zero Suit
3rd Cosmetic: Robin Walkers (Paint: Pink as Hell)8) Knight of light
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Style: No Hat and No Headphones)
3rd Cosmetic: Courtly Cuirass9) Monster of light
1st Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Style: Any) (Paint: Noble Hatter's Violet)
2nd Cosmetic: Dell in the Shell (Paint: Pink as Hell)
3rd Cosmetic: Thermal Insulation Layer10) Prince of the dark
1st Cosmetic: Seared Sorcerer (Style: Normal) (Paint: Indubitably Green)
2nd Cosmetic: Tomb Readers (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Abhorrent Appendages (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)11) The Jester of Chaos
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Scout Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Pestering Jester (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
3rd Cosmetic: Seasonal Employee (Style: North Pole) (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)12) The face of a big shot
1st Cosmetic: Wilson Weave (Style: Any)
2nd Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Style: Shining)
3rd Cosmetic: Goblineer (Style: Normal)13) Scorching Mage
1st Cosmetic: Seared Sorcerer (Style: Normal) (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Pyromancer's Raiments (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Professor's Pineapple14) Eastern Magician
1st Cosmetic: Seared Sorcerer (Style: Hat and Cape Only) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Scorched Skirt
3rd Cosmetic: Flashdance Footies (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)15) Sir Tavish Wigginbottom DeGroot IV
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Death Stare
3rd Cosmetic: Dark Age Defender16) Crazy Maggot
1st Cosmetic: Stainless Pot
2nd Cosmetic: All-Father (Style: Thunderstruck) (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
3rd Cosmetic: Classified Coif17) Bucketheaded Braindead
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Brain Bucket
3rd Cosmetic: Manndatory Attire (Style: Generalist)18) Braindead Miner
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Engineer Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Mining Light
3rd Cosmetic: Dad Duds19) Sequitur Populi
1st Cosmetic: Vox Diabolus
2nd Cosmetic: Head Mounted Double Observatory
3rd Cosmetic: Cute Suit (Style: No Hat)20) Armor of Victory
1st Cosmetic: Eliminator's Safeguard (Style: Visor Down)
2nd Cosmetic: Siberian Sophisticate
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the House
21) FBI Watcher
1st Cosmetic: Letch's LED (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
2nd Cosmetic: HazMat Headcase (Style: Streamlined) (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Conspicuous Camouflage22) Revolver Feline
1st Cosmetic: Bill's Hat (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
2nd Cosmetic: Lurking Legionnaire
3rd Cosmetic: Bandit's Boots23) Troublesome Mann
1st Cosmetic: Wilson Weave (Style: No Hat and No Headphones) (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
2nd Cosmetic: Thermal Tracker (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
3rd Cosmetic: Blizzard Britches24) Jeremy The First
1st Cosmetic: Greased Lightning (Style: No Headset) (Paint: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants)
2nd Cosmetic: Digit Divulger (Style: Leather Closed) (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
3rd Cosmetic: Transparent Trousers (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)25) Vampire Killers
Wise Hunter
Weapons:
Secondary: Mantreads
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Vampire Vanquisher
2nd Cosmetic: Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
3rd Cosmetic: Veteran's Attire
Younger Sibling
Weapons:
Secondary: Mantreads
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Vampire Vanquisher (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
2nd Cosmetic: Ghoul Gibbin' Gear
3rd Cosmetic: Veteran's Attire (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)26) Hatmann
1st Cosmetic: A Well Wrapped Hat (Style: 2) (Paint: Noble Hatter's Violet)
2nd Cosmetic: Flair!
3rd Cosmetic: Thermal Tracker (Paint: Noble Hatter's Violet)27) Observant Crow
1st Cosmetic: Belgian Detective
2nd Cosmetic: Avian Amante
3rd Cosmetic: Chicago Overcoat28) Dadstardly Mann
1st Cosmetic: Dadliest Catch
2nd Cosmetic: Graylien (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Sneaky Spats of Sneaking (Paint: Australium Gold)29) Vaulted Boston Boy
1st Cosmetic: Greased Lightning (Style: No Headset) (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Track Terrorizer (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Brooklyn Booties (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)30) Professor Egghead
1st Cosmetic: Colossal Cranium
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)
3rd Cosmetic: Medical Monarch (Style: 1)31) Former Soviet
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Bullet Buzz (Paint: Zepheniah's Greed)
3rd Cosmetic: Immobile Suit32) The Free Mann
1st Cosmetic: Peacenik's Ponytail (Style: No Helmet) (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
2nd Cosmetic: Scotch Saver (Paint: Radigan Conagher Brown)
3rd Cosmetic: Iron Lung33) Overwatching Unit
1st Cosmetic: Mair Mask (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
2nd Cosmetic: Special Eyes (Style: Any) (Paint: A Color Similar to Slate)
3rd Cosmetic: Space Diver34) Old School Demolisher
1st Cosmetic: Hazard Headgear (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Blast Blocker (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Hurt Locher (Paint: Team Spirit)35) Gun Showing Mann
1st Cosmetic: Heavy Duty Rag
2nd Cosmetic: War Goggles (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Heavy Lifter36) Combat Medic
1st Cosmetic: Berlin Brain Bowl (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Vascular Vestment
3rd Cosmetic: Surgical Survivalist37) Monster Hunter
1st Cosmetic: White Russian (Paint: The Value of Teamwork)
2nd Cosmetic: Eye-Catcher
3rd Cosmetic: Heavy Lifter38) Accelerant Murderface
1st Cosmetic: Dread Hiding Hood
2nd Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Wagga Wagga Wear (Paint: After Eight)39) The Savior
1st Cosmetic: Cheater's Lament
2nd Cosmetic: A Brush with Death
3rd Cosmetic: Graybanns (Style: 1)40) Immortal Trickster
Weapons:
Primary: Bootlegger
Cosmetics:
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Demoman Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Mask of the Shaman
3rd Cosmetic: Bread Biter41) Immortal Trickster (Pyro Version)
1st Cosmetic: Voodoo-Cursed Pyro Soul
2nd Cosmetic: Goalkeeper (Style: Slapshot) (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
3rd Cosmetic: Bozo's Bouffant (Paint: Team Spirit)42) Wissenschaftler
1st Cosmetic: Patriot Peak (Style: Any) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Mair Mask (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Hot Case (Paint After Eight)
43) Hermann Rorschach
1st Cosmetic: Under Cover
2nd Cosmetic: Chicago Overcoat
3rd Cosmetic: Rogue's Brogues (Paint: After Eight)44) Fist of Silver
1st Cosmetic: White Russian (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Unshaved Bear (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Purity Fist45) Mind of steel
1st Cosmetic: Robot Chicken Hat (Style: Beakless) (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Hypno-eyes (Style: Shining) (Paint: Waterlogged Lab Coat)
3rd Cosmetic: Cute Suit (Style: No Hat)46) Interstellar Explorer
1st Cosmetic: Polar Pullover (Paint: A Deep Commitment to Purple)
2nd Cosmetic: Coldfront Curbstompers (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
3rd Cosmetic: Patriot's Pouches (Style: Normal) (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)47) Follower of yellow
1st Cosmetic: BINOCULUS! (Style: Paint Eyelid) (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Winter Wonderland Wrap (Style: Without Stripes) (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Water Waders (Paint: Australium Gold)48) Smocker's Mask
1st Cosmetic: Dead Head (Paint: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime)
2nd Cosmetic: Killer Exclusive (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Sneaky Spats of Sneaking49) The Evil Frenchmann of Destruction
1st Cosmetic: Dead Head (Paint: Australium Gold)
2nd Cosmetic: Bedouin Bandana (Paint: A Deep Commitment to Purple)
3rd Cosmetic: Dressperado (Paint: Noble Hatter's Violet)50) Mann Tennyson
1st Cosmetic: Minnesota Slick (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
2nd Cosmetic: Heavy Tourism
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the House51) Jeremy Smith
1st Cosmetic: Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
2nd Cosmetic: Ticket Boy (Paint: Australium Gold)
3rd Cosmetic: Buck Turner All-Stars (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)52) Dr. Interstellar
1st Cosmetic: Wilson Weave (Paint: A Mann's Mint)
2nd Cosmetic: Miser's Muttonchops (Paint: A Mann's Mint)
3rd Cosmetic: Doc's Holiday (Style: Virus) (Paint: A Mann's Mint)53) Dell Hynemann
1st Cosmetic: Vive La France
2nd Cosmetic: Wise Whiskers (Paint: Muskelmannbraun)
3rd Cosmetic: Triad Trinket (Style: Any)54) Mikhail Kujo
World Explorer
1st Cosmetic: Starboard Crusader (Style: Casual)
2nd Cosmetic: Tsar Platinum
3rd Cosmetic: Ivan the Inedible
Agent from The East
1st Cosmetic: Starboard Crusader (Style: Professional) (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
2nd Cosmetic: Mann of the House
3rd Cosmetic: Ivan the Inedible55) RED Arch Demolitionist
1st Cosmetic: Alakablamicon
2nd Cosmetic: Mann of the Seven Sees (Paint: Cream Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Highland High Heels (Paint: Cream Spirit)56) Devil Darling
1st Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Style: Any) (Paint: Color No. 216-190-216 )
2nd Cosmetic: Horrible Horns (Style: Any) (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Smoking Jacket57) F*cked-up Colonel
1st Cosmetic: Patriot Peak (Style: Any) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Head of the Dead (Style: Plain)
3rd Cosmetic: Hot Case (Paint: After Eight)58) F*cked-up Colonel (Spy Version)
1st Cosmetic: Patriot Peak (Style: Any) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Dead Head
3rd Cosmetic: Lurking Legionnaire (Paint: After Eight)59) Streamer's Fungi
1st Cosmetic: Toadstool Topper (Paint: Indubitably Green)
2nd Cosmetic: Head of the Dead (Style: Plain)
3rd Cosmetic: Special Eyes (Style: Bored) (Paint: Indubitably Green)60) Wha' happened Pyro?
1st Cosmetic: Tundra Top (Paint: A Deep Commitment to Purple)
2nd Cosmetic: Head of the Dead (Style: Plain) (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Soot Suit (Paint: Australium Gold)61) The Surviving King
1st Cosmetic: Das Gutenkutteharen
2nd Cosmetic: Dictator (Paint: Pink as Hell)
3rd Cosmetic: Burly Beast62) The SLAV KING
1st Cosmetic: Polar Bear (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Bruiser's Bandanna (Style: Clean)
3rd Cosmetic: Weight Room Warmer (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)63) Mis Risitas!
1st Cosmetic: Carl (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Minnesota Slick (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Siberian Sweater64) New well glasses
1st Cosmetic: White Russian (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
2nd Cosmetic: Gabe Glasses
3rd Cosmetic: Unshaved Bear (Paint: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge)
Contributed Loadouts
1) Gun Range Instructor
— The Sniper getting overconfident (From AudoJoe)
1st Cosmetic: Ellis' Cap (Paint: Team Spirit)
2nd Cosmetic: Deadbeats (Style: No Hat)
3rd Cosmetic: Conspicuous Camouflage (Style: Any)2) Homeless Pootis
— The Heavy being optimistic (From The Owner Of The White Sedan)
Stylized Hobo
1st Cosmetic: Ghastly Gibus (Style: Ghastly)
2nd Cosmetic: Leftover Trap
3rd Cosmetic: Rat Stompers
Fasting in Siberia
1st Cosmetic: Unshaved Bear
2nd Cosmetic: Tyurtlenek
3rd Cosmetic: Rat Stompers3) New Yorking Squatter
— The Heavy as he walks down the street (From AudoJoe)
1st Cosmetic: Minnesota Slick (Paint: A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
2nd Cosmetic: Triad Trinket (Style: Any)
3rd Cosmetic: Mann of the House
Alternative Cosmetic: Hunger Force4) The Bucket Sh*tter
— The Soldier on le toilet (From Le_Sploingus)
1st Cosmetic: Steel Shako (Paint: Aged Moustache Grey)
2nd Cosmetic: Marshall's Muttonchops
3rd Cosmetic: Brawling Buccaneer5) Dr. Militant
— The Medic charging (From WaylonPK)
1st Cosmetic: Medic's Mountain Cap (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
2nd Cosmetic: Colonel's Coat (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Surgical Survivalist (Paint: Team Spirit)6) The Big Iron
— The Engineer ready for a showdown
(Based on The Cowboy from the cover of Marty's Big Iron Song) (From Kablooey)
1st Cosmetic: More Gun Marshall (Style: Wrangler) (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Underminer's Overcoat (Style: No Sweater) (Paint: After Eight)
3rd Cosmetic: Prairie Heel Biters7) Gaelic Pinkerton
— The Demoman teasing his opponent (From RainMaker)
1st Cosmetic: Carouser's Capotain (Paint: Operator's Overalls)
2nd Cosmetic: Blind Justice
3rd Cosmetic: Whiskey Bib8) Young Belgian Adventurer
1st Cosmetic: Pomade Prince
2nd Cosmetic: Cool Cat Cardigan (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Argyle Ace9) Snowgraver
1st Cosmetic: Heat of Winter
2nd Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Paint: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants)
3rd Cosmetic: Oh! Deer (Style: Nose)10) Devil Darling (Scout Version)
1st Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Style: No Hat and No Headphones) (Paint: Color No. 216-190-216)
2nd Cosmetic: Horrible Horns (Style: No Hat) (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Frenchman's Formals (Style: Dashing) (Paint: Mann Co. Orange)11) Blood Fiend
1st Cosmetic: Brütal Bouffant (Style: Any) (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
2nd Cosmetic: Horrible Horns (Style: Any) (Paint: Team Spirit)
3rd Cosmetic: Business Casual (Paint: Balaclavas Are Forever)12) Fair-haired Ally
1st Cosmetic: Dr's Dapper Topper (Paint: After Eight)
2nd Cosmetic: Heavy's Hockey Hair (Paint: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants)
3rd Cosmetic: Siberian Sophisticate13) Old Mann Standin'
1st Cosmetic: Das Ubersternmann (Paint: Muskelmannbraun)
2nd Cosmetic: A Brush with Death (Paint: Peculiarly Drab Tincture)
3rd Cosmetic: Doc's Holiday (Style: Virus) (Paint: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants)14) Methane Maker
1st Cosmetic: Danger
2nd Cosmetic: Scotch Saver
3rd Cosmetic: Dad Duds
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