How to be MLG

I wil teech u how 2 be MLG just like these m80s, just Wead carefully

do u do the dew? how bout eat the doritos? here's how it works:

go to your nearest xX_WALMART_Xx and find doritos (evry kind)
also find mtn dew (evry kind)

wen u get hoem put the dew and doritos into a giant mixing bowl and stirr carefully (u can use ur xbox controller

consume ur new soup and it will help a lot

onli quickscope m9 u gutta be really gud

here's a tutorial on how to qw1k5c0p3

k but u simply go down ur sites and clik after u do it u do it more than 1 sec then ur a hardscoper and u better 1v1 me rust well decite whos better

wanna be mlg? 360 noscope

fall from some sh1t and then turn 360 degrees and then shoot and hope you hit someone (i hit ur mum last nite 2)

420 Dankscoping is k as well

u gutta luv memes n trollin u no.

u dont even have 2 just say ur faze even tho ur not

u listen 2 them they maek ur qwikscopin better m8

m8 shreks out 2 shrek u

since ur 3mlg5me liek me i can 1v1 u so add me on xbox figget my tag is:
[MLG] FaZe xX_P0573RU5_Xx_420_69