Introduction to all the original heroes because I'm too lazy to update this guide

I don't think I will ever update this guide ever. RIP :( I have failed you.

Wardn
Weapons
Uses a normal sword
Description
Can't throw his pommel to end them rightly
Hobbies
Invading the holy land Tachanka
Weapons
Flail and Shield
Description
Slow as a turtle, nothing useful except his shield. At least he can charge his flail. What do you expect from a prisoner?
Hobbies
Likes to praise the sun and occaisonally drops the soap Assassin's creed lady/Stabby b*tch
Weapons
Sword and Dagger
Description
For the edgy dark souls player who wants to feel stronk
Hobbies
Dodging, stabbing and prolly d*ck sucking Lawlbringer
Weapons
Poleaxe
Description
Can't use his poleaxe properly, but has nice executions.
Hobbies
Impaling your mum and riding his imaginary pony

Rader
Weapons
Very big axe
Description
If you like to be unhonorable, go ahead, use this guy
Hobbies
Likes to throw his enemies off cliffs Human Orc
Weapons
Sword and shield
Description
Can headbutt his enemies. But since he has nothing else he only headbutts his opponents
Hobbies
Listenes to nordic heavy metal Berzerk
Weapons
2 axes
Description
Take your shoes off
let your hair down and
Go berserk
All night long
Hobbies
Spinning and doing combos Velkrie
Weapons
Primary - swiss gun and shotty
Secondary - deagle weagle
Description
has 3 sticky cams
Hobbies
oh wait wrong game, let's try that again

Weapons
Spear and shield for ants
Description
Basically if Warlord and Orochi had a baby
Hobbies
Sings in oprahs

Can say
Weapons
Very big katana
Description
If you like using only 1 combo and be successful this hero is for you (*cough* hidden cancer *cough*)
Hobbies
I Kensei you'll like my puns Shuramen
Weapons
Big spikey baseball bat
Description
Can execute somebody by smashing his belly into someone's head
Hobbies
Eats ramen all day yasou
Weapons
Katana
Description
Used by every edgy weeb, also prolly secretly a member of the pokeball on a stick clan
Hobbies
Dashing around like a little fly No pubes
Weapons
Sword on a stick
Description
When you shave you have nobushi
Hobbies
Can handle long things ;)

Thanks to Propane and Propane Accessories for the inspiration and permission.

Inspired by this guide
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=769103342