The Ten Basic Gueps

How to Breath

First you need to inhale via: contracting the muscles in your lungs so that they draw air into them so that they can absorb the oxygen, then exhale via: expanding the muscles in your lungs to expel the unwanted carbon dioxide that tried to live in your lungs for far to long.

How to walk

Now, you might be wandering how breathing is useful, fear not for we will show you. You need to breath air in order to get your other muscles in your body to contract and expand (making you walk), start by contracting the muscles in your leg. If you can't walk yet, then do it better.

How to use optical vision

First, make sure the eyelids covering the eyes that currently reside in your skull are open, then exercise your right to have color receptors that can see different wavelengths of photons that hit them.

How to get food

Now, this is what we've been waiting for. Use all that you have learned so far! BREATH, WALK, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE COLOR RECEPTORS THAT CAN DETECT DIFFERENT WAVELENGTHS OF PHOTONS!!!

If you are lucky, you will be in a house, be in a kitchen, and see a fridge, (if you don't skip to the next paragraph) open the fridge, grab something inside, and move on to the next Guep.

If you have moved on from paragraph 2 because your family hates you, then make sure you're outside, If you have done this you are in prime hunting grounds, either become vegan and eat plants, or hunt (This guide wont get into the specifics of this because I don't want to please and thank you)

How to consume energy in the form of food

once you have the item from the fridge, or the food you gathered from Guep 4. Shove it down the food pipe located under your eyes, sometimes this might lead to it going down the breathing hole (if this happens to you then too bad).

Once the food has gone down the food pipe and not the breathing pipe, then wait for your food dissolver to do its job, but because it is a unpaid intern it will take to many time units to do what its supposed to do.

How to expel unwanted body waste

I'm not going to get into this one to much because I don't want to, sit on a toilet and wait (if you don't have one then, sorry bud (but you can always find a tree)).

How to get the the actual guide

You need a computer for this step, hostility I don't know how you would get here without one, but I will explain anyways.

First thing you need to do is get money, if you don't come from a wealthy family (or are one of the people who don't have a fridge) then you need to get a job. To get a job you need experience, to get experience you need a job, to get a job- wait, this is a loop, oh no :o

So now that you have a job (I hope), you need to save up enough money to buy a computer. once you have paid your taxes and house bills, you can buy a computer.

How to get Scrap Mechanic

If you don't know (and you probably don't) I have made a guide on this subject, it covers important bases on how to do this.

If you didn't know, playing Scrap Mechanic is the one and only meaning to life, and that's why you need to continue the Gueps, AND MASTER SCRAP MECHANIC!!!

Now go my children, go to the guide and learn how to play Scrap Mechanic, then make sure you return to this guide to figure out how to do some things!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2776686026

Its all been building up to this! This is the most important Guep, you need open up survival mode, hopefully you know how to do this from the other guide, but if you skipped it because you don't want to read things, THEN TO BAD YOU'RE READIN' RIGHT NOW-

Once you are in survival mode, turn 60 degrees to the right (If you thought I meant temperature then. . . I can't help you) and walk forward. Soon you will reach a small pond with a shack near it, there is also a bucket on a rock nearby the pond, grab it. There is also some soil in the shack take it from the people who abandoned it and use it to start a farm by placing the soil on the floor.
(You might notice that the soil automatically is dumped out of it housing just like you were, you can make it "forcebuild" the soil bag by pressing F)
Then hold out the bucket in your arms and soar gracefully into the pond nearby, the bucket will automatically get filled with water. Use the newly acquired bucket of water to water the soil plots that you placed earlier and repeat until all soil plots are watered.
You might of noticed that you don't have any plants growing yet, and that's because I haven't mention them yet.
There are some inside the shed, and also some right outside, grab these and plant them in the watered soil plots. Now wait for a long amount time units, almost the amount of time unites that it takes for your unpaid digester to do its job (but shorter by many time units).
Now that the food items are done yank them from the soil and shove them down the food hole by clicking one button.
You have now used all the knowledge from the previous Gueps to complete Guep: 9, You may now move on to Guep: 10 and claim your prize.

You did it! You got through all the Gueps!
But wait, what are Gueps?
I am glad you asked!
They are steps, and guides.
Thank you for coming to our ted talk.

And for suffering through the Gueps, you get the prize of cute puppys! :)
https://youtu.be/j5a0jTc9S10